D.A.V.E.machine
Unicorn Overlord

How do you swim on snow? But I do ski Do you?

What is snowboard?

Do you surf?

I'm sure you'd prefer a trashed beach to a snow storm in Siberia

You are lucky you get to go to the beach anytime you want

Here? Its cold and snowing as usual

Is it warm?

Just asking... How is California?

Pouquoi? Why?

What happened to your avatar?